Big nose big p....

[Blue4YOU]

Inspired by the other thread (on things you like that are weird).

Does anyone else think that nose to face ratio is an indication of cock size..?
Eg big, thick nose, same kind of cock.
Long thin nose..
Nicely shaped in proportion
Big out of proportion (lovely!)
Tiny..

Ok I’m on the beers but anyone else thing there’s a corresponding N to P ratio?

Don't think so. My rancid ex had the biggest cock I've seen in my life. Relatively unobtrusive nose. He was also the biggest cock I've ever met, so maybe that's a better comparator?

Mine has a big and wide and squishy nose. Penis is small and unremarkable.

@SpongeCakeAddict

Mine has a big and wide and squishy nose. Penis is small and unremarkable.

🥺

Oh no!!! My theory is going out the window
@VienneseWhirligig - yeah I’m inclined to say the same. Sorry to hear that.

So much for my objective theory

Having met my ex, it definitely doesn't work like that.

Mine has a big nose and a big dick

Can you imagine if this thread was a man asking if mouth size matched up to fanny slackness ?

Ok, so who has had a partner with a big nose (relative to the rest of their face) and has a big cock.
Or.. an overly thin and neat nose and small, thin cock.

I’m losing my audience

Well.. @FibroFighter81 - imagine indeed!
It’s a question that is like long fingers equals clever.. if you like.
So if you like.. add mouth to fanny ratios.
I have no issue either way.