Things your pets do, that annoy you

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My current bugbear is my dog squeazing past me. No matter where I am, if she wants past me, she'll go the awkward way. Say I'm making tea, she'll try to squeeze through the tiny gap between my legs, and the cupboard, even though there's a whole open kitchen, and tons of space, on the other side of me.

What are your pets annoying foibles?

My pup thinks that when I'm laying the fire in the woodburner and lighting it that it's the erfect tie to bring me a toy for a game of tug. I have never played tug with her in front of the open woodburner and it drives me mad

twat cat who about twice a week wolfs his breakfast down walks in the lounge and promptly chucks the whole lot back up all over either the sofa or my computer desk

Dog who was perfectly fine being left when I worked in an office some of the time has enjoyed me WFH a little too much and now gives constant little anxious "just checking you are still alive" woofs if I dare to leave the room.

Drives me mad!

Constantly staring at me expectantly and following me as if to say "What's next mum?". I feel like a Butlins Redcoat

My huge belgian hare rabbit picks up my house keys off the coffee table and carries them into the conservatory and drops them in his bed area...so if I cant find them, I know where to look...also sometimes picks up one shoe and walks off with it...I dont mind...he is so lovely !

My cat likes to wake me up at 5am EVERY day!!!

My dog will headbutt my knee when we are on a walk if I'm not going in the direction he wants to go. He headbutts me to to try to steer across the street for example but often catches me off guard and I've fallen right over him twice now!

Crawling onto my lap when it's already occupied by my laptop