If had to name a puppy right now

[CommunistLegoBloc]

...what would you call it?

Cerberus

Barney

Seamus, Douglas or vivienne.

Bernard

Barnaby for a boy or Dot for a girl

Zoe

Dave

Not sure but dh would call it
Oh No Not A- Bloody- Nother One.
Dpuppy is 16 months.
Gabriella Boomer..
Still haven't recovered from puppy hood
Us not her!

Betty

Febe, I wanted Phoebe as a baby name but I was vetoed.

Mabel for a girl, Maple for a boy.

Eugene

Kenneth

A cocker spaniel called Penelope x

Betsy or Maple for the girl.
Make sure you know what you're doing OP. We have DPup who is 5 months and it's not been an experience I ever want to repeat.

Bess for a girl, Shep for a boy.

Simple: Jet

Gomez

Dolly or Roman liked Roman for a child but a puppy’s more likely

Jason

Maggie for a girl. Wilson for a boy.

Frida

Rhubarb or Moose. Maybe Trousers

Fergus and Hamish

Trevor.