Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 6

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Previous question: Is @bearlyactive thinking of starting a new thread soon?

My answer: No, thought I'd let someone else have the honour.

My question: We are on part six, right?

Hay from Waitrose but make sure they always have access to a mineral salt lick & fresh water at all times

What are the Badgers feeding their cubs for tea?

Tonight they're going to the chippy.

Who is John Galt?

He is Boris Johnson's lover!

What shall I buy my DP for his 40th? Any idea welcome!

A pair of socks
How many marshmallows is to many ?

1,678,389,555

What's your favourite party song?

Vide Cor Meum (from the film Hannibal) always gets everyone on the dance floor

What is or was your favourite heartbreak/sad song?

The Macarena

Why is the sky blue?

Because the grass is green ,
How deep is the sea ?

It has a PhD from Oxford & now lectures at Harvard in Wind and Marine Energy Systems and Structures

What does she do for a hobby?

She reads classic literature ,and plays Chopin on the piano
Why do presenters talk crap in anticipation of a football match?

To delay the match a little bit while the players do the Hokey Cokey whilst naked.

What is the prize for winning the euro tournament?

A ten pound record voucher and a box of liquorice all sorts
Are the Badgers watching the match?

No Badgers are more into Wimbledon, the Cowes Regetta & The Oxford/Cambridge Boat Race.
Football as in Soccer is really a no no ever since Bruce Braveheart Badger got mistaken for a football in 1953.
However some US Badgers play American Football for the Wisconsin Badgers team.

Did Nellie Oleson grow up to become a nice well rounded adult?

If you call knitting your own underwear, drinking your own urine and having 21 cats and a pet badger well rounded.

Who was Jack the Ripper?

A sewing machine gone rogue.

Who are you?

The Queen of Sheba
Who built the pyramids?

Pyramids were built by Toddlers. They use their balancing skills to climb one another. They are also made out of rusks and dried weetabix...the strongest substances known to man!

What are this weeks lotto numbers?

The maths teachers - got bored of building cubes of sugar

What is a pyramid?

A pyramid is a scheme
This week's lotto numbers are 1,2,3,4,5,6
Has anyone won the lottery ?

No no one has ever won - they just get actors every so often to play people winning wanting publicity.

How do you know the lottery numbers?

I have. So many times I’m bored of it.

Would a knitted parachute be effective?

I know the lotto numbers as a genie told me
Yes a knitted parachute would be more than effective
Where is Atlantis ?

It's a planet circling the star Erlaneus B, 7 light years away.

Is it scon or scone?

It's a stone actually

Where are those elephants in China going & why?

The road to Mandalay
Because the head of the herd is calling far ,far away.
I'm hungry what's for breakfast?