Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 6

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Previous question: Is @bearlyactive thinking of starting a new thread soon?

My answer: No, thought I'd let someone else have the honour.

My question: We are on part six, right?

Gangnam Style

Is there a reason my phone keeps giving me adverts for wrinkle cream and crepe skin-can they actually see me?

The sun has got his hat on hip hip hooray the sun has got its hat on and it's coming out today
Summer loving happened so fast .?

As June is in winter with that was all a long time ago.

When will summer start?

When Dave says so.

Is there rain in Spain?

Only Dave knows
How is the G7 conference going ?

Matt is nursing a hangover whilst Boris is busy changing the nappies.

What do Boris older children think about it all?

They don't. They have no idea who Boris is. Nobody does.

If you were my lipstick, where would you hide?

You left it in Dave,s bathroom when you were getting ready this morning 👀
Which beach should I go to tommorow?

Carbis Bay beach as I hear is very quiet at this time of year.
Plus you will be able to leave all your paraphernalia on the beach whilst you all go for a swim, it will be perfectly safe as there's a really good & visible police presence in Carbis Bay to keep it safe.

What's the most outrageous gossip from that work conference (Gee Up 7 Up or something?) that was for some strange reason in all the papers this week?
(I never knew that Boris also worked at a fizzy beverage company with a Joe Biden & Angela Merkel lookalikes.
Plus I hear the tea ladies are dead ringers for The Queen, Cam & Kate)

That Boris' hair is actually made by kellogs

Why can't penguins fly?

They can they just choose not to.

When was the last time you went in a plane?

1953

Should I bath my dog today?

No, he prefers Norwich

What are the ingredients of a ham sandwich?

Pimms, lemonade, sliced strawberries and orange.

What should I BBQ tonight?

The loo brush as it's the best way to clean it if you don't have a dishwasher.

So anything exciting happening?

Yes housework I'm finding it hard to restrain myself from the excitement

Where is my phone?

In Dave,s bedroom where you left it Dave gets around a bit 👀
Where are my slippers ?

Under Dave's bed

Was it good?

Beryl's got the slippers. Under no circumstances ask for them back.

What is my Internet banking code?

Yes it was fabulous 😍
Beryl,s tidied it away in Dave,s sideboard
Did Boris enjoy his swim?

Boris really enjoyed swimming off with @TomatoesAreFruit internet banking code

What will Boris do with it?

He will fry it in delicate almond oil and sautee it with a medley of mushrooms and make a delicious omelette
Will England win this year ?

Of course they will (what at is classified).

What colour is the top you are wearing?

Almond colour as I'm in my birthday suit!

Do you wear a suit?

Currently dressed in my finest tuxedo ready for the school run.

Why is it called the school run? I normally walk.