Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 6

[bearlyactive]

Previous question: Is @bearlyactive thinking of starting a new thread soon?

My answer: No, thought I'd let someone else have the honour.

My question: We are on part six, right?

My jab. Didn't need to pay for it at all!

Have you had YOUR weetabix?

No I ate Dave’s. don’t buy it myself.

What do you eat with weetabix?

Baked beans.

What's for lunch?

Iceberg lettuce and water from the fountain of youth.

Where do I start with this mess of a room?

Ring Dave, his Auntie Beryl runs a house decluttering service called 'Nuke It with Beryl'

Does Dave have a pet Badger?

He has twin pet Badgers called Topsey and Tim
What did Dave do during lock down?

He got a whole load of contract work through a bloke called Matt who he met in the pub.

Is Beryl available this Saturday?

No, she's doing her first bungee jump.

Is there a starling nest up the chimney?

Yes your chimney is the chosen one for Starling Manor.

Is Beryl expensive?

Cheap considering she uses genuine, if stolen, nuclear weapons to destroy your house, I mean your rubbish.

Which foreign power is she in league with, and why does she want to get into your house?

Because I just made a chocolate tart, and she wants a bit.

When will DCat come out of hiding?

When you present her with a lovingly steamed best salmon fillet
What are Boris and Joe discussing in Cornwall ?

Whether to hire Beryl to sort out China & Russia or whether should they get her son Felipe-Miguel to do some ducking & diving, blackmail & other stuff so China & Russia have a big fight.
Or should they get Beryl's daughters Ruby & Stacey to cause chaos instead?

What would Beryl's daughters do?

Turn off Tiktok, twitter and YouTube.

What would the world do in response?

Invent a new form of social media
Is it a Good idea?

Well, it's not Good, but not Bad either.

Why Do Some People Write Thread Titles Like This?

Because people don't write them it's their cats pretending to be them

What animal am I?

Obviously you are a Badger.

Why am I so tired?

Because you are Beryl the declutterer undercover

Where is the letter I need for tomorrow?

Just below w on a qwerty keyboard.

What is @newreality1 doing tomorrow that needs a letter?

Teaching the Alphabet
Would you like to live in Alaska ?

I would rather live in Blackpool.

What letter is after B?

T

What does Archie have to say about his new baby sister Lil?

Precisely nothing, as he has no voicebox.

Is Beryl the new badger of this thread?

Comparison is the death of joy.

Who killed Joy?