Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 6

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Previous question: Is @bearlyactive thinking of starting a new thread soon?

My answer: No, thought I'd let someone else have the honour.

My question: We are on part six, right?

Because all the questions have gone to sleep
When will the questions wake up?

Last week.

How many freckles have you got?

17000
How long does it take your toe nails to grow ?

Now that would be telling

Do you want to know a secret?

The late great Winston Churchill once said
"To keep your secret is wisdom, but the second best thing is to publish it on the Internet to a whole load of strangers".

Is your secret about badgers?

Might be...

Where the hell are the swifts?

Taylors
Where did Nicola sturgeon get that natty black suit shes wearing ?,

Tesco's Tui range.

Who dresses Boris Johnson?

Angela Merkel

Who dresses Angela Merkel?

Herself but she has broken her glasses and can't get a replacement because of the Pandemic
Who dresses Donald trump?

Rag, Tag and Bobtail.

Is the jelly set yet?

No and it never will in the oven
Is violet a better colour than purple ?

Of course

Where can I buy some purple trousers?

Robert Dyas

Where can you buy a six-pack of AA batteries

Greggs
Will we get a summer this year ?

Only if you buy now or they’ll sell out before the bank holiday.

Where do banks go on holiday?

Many different places ,the river bank ,some like to travel abroad and stay at the Bank of the,Bank of Ireland,some stay in the UK at the Bank of England ,Bank of Scotland
Are banks traveling in the Pandemic?

Unfortunately yes under business exemptions.

Why don’t hair salons get their own holidays?

Because the Banks and schools have nabbed them all
There are talks however for may bank holiday and August bank holiday ,to be renamed ,May hair salon holiday and August Hair salon holiday
Will the general public get behind this ?

They won't get behind it but climb on the roof & lay on the floor instead, yet still demand free hair cuts.

As Boots don't sell boots, The Body Shop don't sell bodies, Office doesn't sell office equipment, Whistles don't sell whistles & Hotel Chocolat isn't somewhere you can stay for a holiday then shouldn't they be forced to rename for violating trading standards & confusing some people?

No instead they should be made to sell what their nàme suggests they sell and the Hotel Chocolat should build a hotel made from chocolate
Would Greggs have to sell men called Gregg?

Only if Selfridges sell fridges.

Are you ready to partay?

Absolutely!
Does everyone want to party at my house in Bolton? We are definitely covid free 🙄

Yes, I always fancied going to the Philippines.

When is it Thursday?

Tomorrow from 6am-3pm

Do you use a watch?