Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 6

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Previous question: Is @bearlyactive thinking of starting a new thread soon?

My answer: No, thought I'd let someone else have the honour.

My question: We are on part six, right?

Halfords

Where can I buy a giraffe?

Asda seasonal aisle
What do I want from the middle of Lidl ?

Lidl special buys this week, if the lions don't eat them.

Is it weird to be both happy and dreading the grand reopening?

No
Did I cross post with @Aroundtheworldin80moves??

We have a shared consciousness.

Has everyone got a secret twin?

No, but we are all one of quads.

How do you find your quad siblings?

The Argos Catalogue.

If you turn right where do you go?

Las Vegas

When's it going to warm up?

After you have made a human sacrifice to the sun God.

Which human will you sacrifice?

I will sacrifice my Guinea Pig (just one of them though). I doubt the kids will even notice she is gone.

What will you wear when you go to the pub?

Full CBRN gear. Can't be to careful.

What exactly is a pub anyway?

It's a funny old place from the dark ages where humans used to gather ( but I'm not sure why )

What's for supper tonight ?

Pub grub.

How come no nose knows like a gnome's nose knows?

Because Old age pensioners like Gin
How big is the universe .

The size of a teapot.

How useful is a chocolate teapot?

Great for deterring ants at a picnic

What flavour is a blue Ice pop?

Orange.

Anyone else fancy a slush puppy?

Yes anchovy flavoured please

What’s a good name for a puppy?

Linda Radlett

If you were a character in a book who would you be?

Angela Rippon
Are you awake?

No.

What am I dreaming about?

Badgers, puppies and the love child of Donald Trump and Boris Johnson.

Do you like thunderstorms?

Yes because I'm Thor in real life

Who are you in real life?

Martina Cole
What shall I write my next book about ?