Having been stunned by the plethora of different whimsically named 'greige' paint options listed on another thread...
DH, DS1 and I have been having fun coming up with what we consider to be more realistic and descriptive monikers for the various subtle shades on the market. So far we have:
Taxman's Jacket
Dickensian Gruel
Inches From Death
Rubber Egg
Mercury Poisoning