Can we have a bitchy thread?

[Bitchyday]

To my ex you were so boring. I never fancied you. I've no idea why I married you. I know you tracked my phone. You're lazy and I cant wait until our child works you out. And the child looks like me thank fuck. You're a sad fuck.

Just me then

Ex-friend...

You're an absolute snake and I can't believe I trusted you enough to confide in you about so many areas of my life. Everyone else could see what you were except me. I know people say ghosting others is an awful thing to do but I don't regret ghosting you for one minute. I'd be happy to never bump into you again.

My husband, you told me you did not like
almond croissant so I didn't buy you one but you decided you wanted to try it so I gave you my second one (because who has one, right?) You picked it a bit and decided you did not like it and wouldn't eat it. This might be childish but ffs your in your 40s that's what a child does. No I don't want your picked croissant.

I cant wait until our son realises what a sad man you are. I hope he fucks you off as soon as hes old enough

You shouldn’t have married him if you didn’t fancy him. How strange.

Emotional abuse AnneLovesGilbert. Believe me it happens

To my ex. Don't think I didn't notice you in one breath telling me you cabt afire to take time off work so I can shock horror go away for a couple of days for the first time in like 15 years , then taking an.extra day off. A day that would have allowed me to travel at reasonable times of the day instead of arriving late at night. Which is it you clearly could afford it then you were just being a selfish prick. I'd get it if I went out all the time but I don't. You see your friend every week I had to arrange every rare time I went out to your sodding convenience then you had the nerve to be pissed off I made alternative arrangements and didnt bother asking you. Glad you will be someone else's problem now

Can everyone stop bitching and moaning about the tv coverage
In this day and age it's hardly big deal. Stream something else ffs.
Show some respect for a man whoLived his life for the good of the country Yes he was privileged but all those bitching and moaning have no idea how other countries would
Love this and envy it.

Just turn off and shut up ffs!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ex-Friend, I can't believe you went so blunt after me talking to an old friend. You cannot and will not tell me who I can and can't talk to! You should be ashamed of yourself. We were so close and you ruined it for nothing. I've deleted your number and I'm moving on.

To exdh your continued bullying and trying to make our DC's homeless has made me have the worst suicidal thoughts of my life. I wonder how your girlfriend would like it if I was dead and she had to look after our DC's. I hate that you think you are a great dad when you are an abusive twat with the smallest penis. Ever.

To my ex-colleague. You are a manipulative narcissist and lazy to boot. You managed to get me to do large parts of your work and got a salary increase purely because you blackmailed our boss into thinking you would make a complaint to a tribunal. You are a nasty person and one day karma will get you, I promise.

To my mil ,your not posh so stop pretending its embarrassing .
Also telling everyone how you love your grandkids so much as you feel you gave birth to them so their yours is creepy .
Also stop turning everything so it's about you ...its not
Also to my sis in law are you the only one who cant see there are three people in your marriage .your husband, you and your mum .

Dear friend, the fact that you are friends with that absolute bitchy snake is putting a strain on our relationship. Of all the millions of people in the world you really didnt need to be friends with her after how she treated me. Telling me how shes changed and is such an awesome person you admire so much is starting to come across as your way of telling me you prefer her to me. I guess it's fine if you do, I'm going to start keeping my distance, I want loyal people in my life

Dear friend, fuck off with the pissing contest. Jesus. If I go to Tenerife, you go to Twelverife.

MIL I love you but stop banging on about Jeremy Corbyn and how your local Labour Party group is being spied on by head office. It makes you sound like you’re in a cult.

Hi Friend. You never speak to me unless you want someone or you’re forced to in group dynamics. No you can’t borrow things we have made specifically for our wedding for your “wedding” which you kindly booked 2 weeks after ours (ours which has now also been cancelled). We’ve had to cancel our wedding 3 times now and postpone for 3 years. You actually did get married last year so this isn’t event a wedding it’s a fucking party. Treat me like an actual friend and I might give a shit.

To recent Ex - you tricked me with how you presented yourself and I fell for you.

Then you showed your real self. Sly, underhand, highly angry and you ruined my underwear. Twat.

To my cat - what is your problem?? Why do you wake me up at 6am on a Saturday when you have food in your bowl? Why are you always following me? I love you but you need to give me a break