Funny/ favourite song lyrics

[NutellaEllaElla]

Mine are:

"I don't want to see a ghost, it's the sight I fear most. I'd rather have a piece of toast and watch the evening news." Life by Des'ree.

and

"If I had myself a flying giraffe, you'd have one in a box with a window" I wouldn't believe your radio by Stereophonics

and

"I've got so many clothes I keep some in my aunt's house.....I been Southampton but I've never been to Scunthorpe" Pass out by Tinie Tempah.

These make me smile every time

Yours?

I'm trying to leave my ocean home.
I'm trying to leave my ocean,
Though I don't know nothin' of the swamp.

And I could be a limbless star,
Pushing at the sac all ready to delight the lucid shoal.

And you don't look impressed.
I could be the dolphin of your dreams,
Willing wings to my chest.
One day I'll grow up and show you
Harpoons and monsoons won't keep me at bay,
There's so much yet to happen
My limbs, now my fins, now a film on my lips
And why you never call back?
I'm older, I'm colder, I'm not commin' good
A cherub in the ashtray.

Choice Mountain - Everything Everything