If you could create a machine that takes over body admin, what would it be?

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I would like to create a 'periodic womb lining remover' .

Instead of a period once a month, have a little powered turkey-baster style device that can suck out the contents 🤢🤢🤢 and all done until next time.

What magic contraption would you create for body admin?

An off mode for children. You could put them somewhere safe and have a break or something that was guaranteed to make them sleep. That would be nice. And definitely the sun cream pill. I’d like that as well as something that could just turn off fertility for a while so no worries about contraception.

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You get a free machine to do away with periods and ‘womb linings’ at middle age it’s called menopause. Only trouble is you then need several more body machines to mop up sweaty body parts, relubricate inners, and give the brain some lusty stimulation back.

I was going to say but menopause comes with extra 'accessories' (side effects). So not what we want. It has to be accessory-free.

An automatic teeth & gums cleaner; fat and extra calories sucker, so I could eat anything I want at anytime and stay the same, would be nice too.

I'd like one of those machines like they had in The Jetsons where you just step out of the shower, pop into the machine and come out fully dried, dressed and coiffed.

People have already said it.

But if something could mean I didn't need to wee or poo that would be so good.

To not need to stop on journeys. Worry about queues etc.

Life changing for such a constant pee-er like me!

A tubing system which deals with the need for a wee so I don't need to use public loos, and drip feeds the required optimum amount of water into your system.

I would choose a once a day pill that provided all my nutriontal needs
. I I would buy enough so my family could each take them daily as well.

Or a machine that converts calories to antioxidants, pro and prebiotic and vitamins.

Alcohol processing unit, so I can have a glass of wine, feel the "buzz", but not have an allergic reaction and massive hangover. Unfortunately, I think this is one of the many "undocumented features" of menopause, so would hopefully be included in the Meno v 2.0 app which has guaranteed no side-effects.

I want a hair removal robot now.

Hair removal, built in skin turnover, periodic womb liner remover and very high fat burning mode

I've often thought it would be a good idea to have a sort of spa place you could go to that would put you in a sleep for as amount of time until you'd lost the weight you needed . At the same time you'd be somehow exercised so you didn't lose any muscle, and they could work on your skin , and do any tweaks that you'd asked them to do. You could then wake up like a beautiful butterfly coming out of it's chrysalis !
Can't imagine how much that would cost ! 😂

Something that drastically burns fat and tones - painlessly with zero effort from me whilst I sit on the sofa. That would be bloody amazing!

A pill you could take so you didn’t have to apply sun cream on a sunny day. I’m very fair skinned and it’s such a pain in the arse.

Ooh that's a good idea Cloudhopping. I'm a redhead with the associated milk bottle skin. I hate having to cover myself in slimy stuff on holiday. The pills could contain vitamin D too to counteract the effects of lack of sun exposure.

A Wallace and grommit style grooming contraption where you just let it do it’s thing while it takes you through body buff, waxing, tanning, manicure, pedicure (both with gel nails) etc and then spits you out the other side ultra groomed and ready for a unexpected sunny day after a long winter.

I know this is light hearted but have a thought for those with ileostomies and colonostomies!

Something that scrubs all the hard skin off my feet, moisturises and cuts my toenails on a regular basis.

My feet are mingingly bad and it's just too much effort for me for them not to be.

Something that read your body and produced a diagnostic report, as for a car.

Something that dyed my grey roots for me once a week so they were always covered.

Rather than me watching them become more and more obvious over several weeks while I try to boot myself up the backside to face the faff of dyeing them.