I'm trying to sell a minor item for not very much. I can't give it away for free because I'm doing it for someone else.
So we hear from Andy. He wants it so, so much. Tells me to take down the advert. He's recovering from surgery so can't pick it up in person. Courier needs to.
Then he hasn't got a bank account. Then he wants to pay me a few hundred extra. Then he says he lives in Scotland, few hundred miles away.
I said "can't you get something closer to home?" But this is for his cousin, right? Who lives in Derby. It's obviously a load of rubbish but what on earth did he expect from this.
It was like a pantomime, the money is in your account oh no it's not oh yes it is.
He only has my email address so no harm done aside from mystification about what the hell he was on about. What's the scam?