Aperol Spritz is like fizzy earwax.
Game of Thrones is boring. See also, Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit.
Nandos is so shit I can’t help but feel I must be missing a joke.
Swimming is not worth the hassle of pulling clothes onto damp, grippy skin in a humid changing room and drying my hair.
Beaches are only good in theory. See also picnics, barbecues and camping.
Movies/feature-length tv shows are too much of a commitment.
Taskmaster is tedious (apart from Daisy).
Massages are awkward, expensive and largely disappointing.
Ugg mule slippers are expensive and shit at staying on your feet.
B&M and Home Bargains are torture chambers with multipacks.
Pork pies are dry. So very, very dry.
Bridgerton was awkward batshit (apart from Penelope).
Prue Leith’s necklaces are frightening.