I might have a listen, this thread has piqued my interest!
I am a bit ??? that because of my posts I'm probably the director of the company
Erm yep I am, you got me. I've been running a successful company in the UK selling food including sausages and using British pork.
Despite supporting UK farmers I really have it in for the workers in UK sausage factories and have personally gleefully contributed to the well known decimation of the previously thriving sausage making factories in the UK.
Further. I take active pleasure in getting sausages made in Germany, and selling them to the British public, because everyone knows German sausages are just different. Bamboozling the British public into eating sausages which have Germanic ways about them. Hehehe.
As a food manufacturer who hates UK sausage factories. Of course I didn't work with my local community to open a sausage factory. It had nothing to do with my areas of expertise, strategy, bottom line, specific requirements or existing skill base. Nope. Not at all.
I think that covers it off. Well done on the unmasking poirot!