What do you think it would cost to transport a caravan 140 moles

[KatyMac]

Either on a trailer or being towed

I just need a ball park figure.....

@CongealedCrags

What do you think it would cost to transport a caravan 140 moles

Oh, I used to know this one.

You can get 100 otters in a 16 seater airplane, if that helps.

I certainly hope you are NOT in the UK @CongealedCrag!! Sitting that many otters together! Without masks! Are you wanting to kill everyone! Don't you KNOW there is a pandemic on!!

And as for you OP, I'm speechless ....

You can get 100 otters in a 16 seater airplane, if that helps.

Only if they're very good friends

And none in the cockpit, although historically very few hijackings have been carried out by otters.

Opened this thread purely to check if otters had been mentioned, and was not disappointed.

@lazylinguist, but where would you put the lemon?

All my life I'd thought aviating otters had to do it as pairs of littermates. Maybe that's when they're driving not passengers?

@lazylinguist, but where would you put the lemon?

Taped to a crew member's hat. The gold braid might camouflage it. Or strap it to an otter?

Oh dear, I think the otters have probably further derailed the already very derailed thread!

Maybe the caravan needs a name. I'm mole out of ideas, though.

@KirstenBlest

Maybe the caravan needs a name. I'm mole out of ideas, though.

Gerti

I have no idea what you are talking about . My Joke Now.

Adrian or Pandora as a name for the caravan?

I have no idea where you would find all those moles. I pass loads of molehills daily and despite very careful examination of them I have never seen a single mole.

In a word - BRILLIANT!

Well a mole is about 13 cms so that's only moving about 18 metres, would have thought it would be very cheap.

Where are you getting these mile long moles? I would go to the press with a picture of one and then that should pay the bill.

I'm speechless

in my mind they’re the same size as a badger.

😂

@Silkies

Well a mole is about 13 cms so that's only moving about 18 metres, would have thought it would be very cheap.

Where are you getting these mile long moles? I would go to the press with a picture of one and then that should pay the bill.

Or 6 x 10²³ atoms, which is an even greater stretch to mile long ones!

If I ever get my shop/trailer I will getba small mole painted somewhere I promise

Promise you'll post us a picture 🙂

You need to paint 140 of them on, otherwise you'll have 139 moles.

Depends how many mole hills there will be ......

I've just shown my daughter this thread - she says - ask a farmer they will do it for free to get rid of the moles

Well I will but this thread will be long gone by then unless someone can persuade MN otherwise

But I have found this

In the last three days I have found both a caravan and a picture of a mole!
So your wishes have been fulfilled

:)

@KatyMac

In the last three days I have found both a caravan and a picture of a mole! So your wishes have been fulfilled

Taped to a crew member's hat. The gold braid might camouflage it. Or strap it to an otter?

If you have the complete boxed set on CD, it includes a diagram of how to load the otters. Might help with mole arrangements in caravans.