What do you think it would cost to transport a caravan 140 moles

[KatyMac]

Either on a trailer or being towed

I just need a ball park figure.....

OMG!! Do you know how many moles live in the UK???

35-40 million!!!!!

Wtf

All scurrying away underneath us!!

You're gonna need a bigger caravan!!

[Jaws music in the background]

Ooo look what I found

Its gutted so no overhead locker

@ErrolTheDragon you know me - I wouldn't care about anything really!

The more the merrier

You could transport 35 million moles in just 2,500 caravans. Perhaps they could travel in convoy......

Convoy?

Cause we got a little ol' convoy
Rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a little ol' convoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna…

challenge all maths teachers to set this for their students' Easter holiday quiz.

Do they have to get the answer eggsactly right ?

How are there 35 million moles im the UK and I have only ever seen 1 in my whole entire 37 years on this planet (and that was because my Jack Russell dug it up) I jukp on mole hills and everything and not once has one answered the door! Maybe they are all at the caravan.

Sorry op I know you want caravan transport prices.

I am a mole and I live in a hole!!

I would be worried about them digging tbh with you mate. They'd fuck that caravan right up.

I am a mole and I live in a hole not a caravan

I still think it would smell

Anyone read Duncton Wood? Moles have quite complicated sex lives apparently!!

Why don't you try getting some quotes on Shiply? That should give you a good idea.

I hope the moles will be happy in their new home. On a more serious note if you google caravan transport services quite a lot come up Here is one as an example www.caravan-towingservices.co.uk/

Thanks @TippledPink and @BrownOwlknowsbest I'll look tomorrow

Don’t listen to BrownOwl ! She eats moles!

Wait, we assume we’re talking cute furry animals but what if it’s actually horrible, hairy face moles?

Hmm yes owls do but im sure the Gruffalow wouldn't

Blimey just reading about female moles sexuality and who knew about the female hyena's phallus!!??

Nearly as interesting as a Duck's penis!

You could bung someone a monkey or a pony to do the trip for you, but both would leave so much less space for the moles

Thanks everyone for so much fun and laughter

Sadly the (mole-less) caravan would have the wrong sort of hitch for my car (apparently)

So its a non starter

So I keep looking.....

Like this?

Perfect, but too heavy and the wrong colour and tbh I'm not sure i can fit enough moles in

What do you think it would cost to transport a caravan 140 moles

Oh, I used to know this one.

You can get 100 otters in a 16 seater airplane, if that helps.

Ah man - I, too, was hoping it was a caravan full of moles!