What do you think it would cost to transport a caravan 140 moles

[KatyMac]

Either on a trailer or being towed

I just need a ball park figure.....

Many apologies to everyone i disappointed

@KatyMac

Many apologies to everyone i disappointed

😂

@KatyMac

Many apologies to everyone i disappointed

Disappointed?!? You made my night!

Agree with you both. This thread is the opposite of disappointment.

Depends how big said moles are

Glad to be of service

I still however need an old dry caravan to rip apart!

The only question now is, just what exactly are you planning to do with that very suspicious camouflage caravan?

I go to markets/festivals to sell my eco-clothes

So they are in storage, I load them into my car, drive to the event unload into my gazebo then the same in reverse - I'm knackered

So I want a caravan incan cut a hole invthe side of and add bifold doors so I can make a sort of mobile shop/display to store them in and sell from

Best thread title typo I've seen a while, cracked me up 😂

Love this
Now you need at least one range of clothes with moles so we can recognise you as MN mole poster.

Does it cost more if they’re star-nosed?

@Iwillgotothegym

Love this Now you need at least one range of clothes with moles so we can recognise you as MN mole poster.

I will get a small mole painted on the eventual caravan somewhere

Perhaps the moles could help make the clothes. Mice can certainly fix them (see Bagpuss) and I'm sure moles look more skilled than mice.

And Cinderwlla has sewing mice too

I just have a cat!

I am sorry I put this in 30 days now!

I came on to say leave the nomadic moles alone.

I think that you wouldn't have to pay the 140 moles very much, if anything, but that looks a bit heavy for them.

and I bloody hate you for putting the convoy earworm in my head

@KatyMac

And Cinderwlla has sewing mice too

I just have a cat!

I am sorry I put this in 30 days now!

And don't forget the Tailor of Gloucester

I’ve only ever seen one mole too. A few months ago, sadly deceased. Couldn’t believe how tiny it was, in my mind they’re the same size as a badger.

That's made me laugh out loud Just picturing a caravan filled with 140 moles

Opening this thread is the biggest disappointment I've had since I opened the thread about the haunted toothbrush and found it wasn't

Please take some moles with you. They deserve a holiday.

😂😂

@CongealedCrags

What do you think it would cost to transport a caravan 140 moles

Oh, I used to know this one.

You can get 100 otters in a 16 seater airplane, if that helps.

Only if they're very good friends ...

Only if they're very good friends

And none in the cockpit, although historically very few hijackings have been carried out by otters.

@CongealedCrags

Only if they're very good friends

And none in the cockpit, although historically very few hijackings have been carried out by otters.

Where's my Like button?!

@mnhq - classics??