Anyone fancy helping me think of a name for new Hypnobirthing business?

[Jenga0808]

I completed my training course to teach Hypnobirthing (I’m a registered midwife) before Covid. I’m really keen to try and get my business off the ground but I’m really struggling to think of a name! Helppppp

At your cervix

Womb raider

Strictly come trancing

@DadDadDad

At your cervix

Womb raider

Strictly come trancing

At your cervix is brilliant 😂

@DadDadDad

At your cervix

Womb raider

Strictly come trancing

I love these

Ute R'us?

@DadDadDad

At your cervix

Womb raider

Strictly come trancing

You're a genius @DadDadDad

"At your cervix" is pure gold!

Waterways, Gentle Beginnings, Natural Nuture, Wet and Well.

Perfect Passage,

BirthCalm

Oooh these are great!

Joined at the Hyp

Calm beginnings.

Given my username, I felt it was my duty to roll out the puns. Hopefully, that clears the air for more sensible suggestions. I'll back out now, but can't resist leaving you with:

Labour Party

Together in Obstetric Dreams

That last one is a must!

Together is obstetric dreams is amazing

Not really - obstetric is a hard way to say and it's a bugger of a word to type correctly!

Hahaaa but I suspect the sort of women that want to attend these classes would prefer something wholesome and Earth-motherly. How about Hera Calm Births?! (Hera is Greek goddess of birth!)

Another inappropriate... Hyp me baby (one more time)

Birth Focus
Birth Calm
Controlled Calm

I wouldn’t go for a joke name - funny as they are - it may make you seem unprofessional. The ones exuding a “calm” feeling are better and get the message across of what you are offering. What about:
Hypnobabe
Calm waters etc

At your cervix is a pan old midwife joke, you can buy it on t shirts!

Zen Mothers
Hypno Helper
Focus or Focused Birth
Your Journey Hypnobirthing
Together Through Hypnobirthing
Hold Space - Hypnobirthing
Birth Together - Hypnobirthing

Something like that

H u m

@Loopyloututu2

I wouldn’t go for a joke name - funny as they are - it may make you seem unprofessional. The ones exuding a “calm” feeling are better and get the message across of what you are offering. What about: Hypnobabe Calm waters etc

I wouldn't go for a joke name either - and now you've told me "at your cervix" has been done before, you've burst my bubble, and I'll slope off quietly to leave the far more sensible suggestions.

I will give a shout out to @DJattheendoftheworld for Ute'R'us, which really made me laugh!

Together in Obstetric Dreams
HA

@DadDadDad At your cervix 😂😂

In all seriousness though OP, I think the word hypnobirthing is quite misleading and really put me off for a while as it sounds a bit mumbo jumbo. I was pleasantly surprised when I actually started looking into it that hypnobirthing is really just about empowering women to feel calm, confident and in control of whatever birth they have. So maybe drop the word hypnobirthing altogether and use words that imply calmness and confidence, etc.

Re:birth

Muff and nonsense