This is a lovely top, isn’t it?

[LunaNorth]

It’s going to go beautifully with my bum-flap leggings.

Ffs. What is that monstrosity?

It’s bloody Nike as well. Not exactly a niche brand.

What are they thinking? It’s like a big fanny on the front of your top

Great for breastfeeding.

Good grief...
We have a work training day next week via Teams (a first for us, we've worked right through the pandemic) We've had a laugh tonight deciding what we will put on the wall / shelves behind us. I may forget the penis shaped candle completely and just wear that instead.

I think you should. It screams ‘comfortable, yet professional.’

It’s not by Nike it’s by official rebrand and there’s only one made.... thank god!!!

Perfect. That will go really nice with these 😂😂

And a snip at £92. Excellent value for money.

I'm confused - is it a picture of the boobs or will I need extensive plastic surgery, a personal trainer and a time machine

@Butterfly44 that’s perfect!

Why waste good money on underwear if nobody’s going to see it?

@IndecentCakes it’s no picture. That is a tit-window.

[quote LunaNorth]@IndecentCakes it’s no picture. That is a tit-window.[/quote]
The model is definitely deformed then.

I haven’t been wearing a bra through lockdown, feels like that top is the next logical step.

Thank you OP. I needed a good laugh this morning!

Oh my 🤦🏻‍♀️

Great if you want to walk around looking like you've got a gaping fanny on your front

Dear me

Don't hang around ladies, there's only one left in stock and I wouldn't want anyone to be disappointed.

Might wear it while I'm handing out homemade vulva cupcakes

I think they've styled it wrong. No wait, they haven't, it's hideous.

It's £92! You could buy half of Primark for that (not that I think you should).

@ANP2020

It’s not by Nike it’s by official rebrand and there’s only one made.... thank god!!!

Phew! Thought Nike had lost their minds.