Things younger you could do that you can't now

[Bearthewear]

I would say

Having 4 hours sleep night.

Move my arms in a full rotation...

The splits ☹️

Drink cheap alcohol all evening, go to bed at 3am and be at University at 9am.

Walk more than 20 yards, kneel, use my right arm for anything other than holding my phone, put my hair in a bobble, sleep more than 2 hours at a time. I wish I was young again (I'm only 30)

Wear heels , go out 6 out of 7 nights ,some of those nights bed at 4am then work at 8.30am.
Drink like a fish.

Make insulin...(diagnosed type 1 diabetic in my 30’s)

Ice skating
Hand stands.
The crab.

Drink loads and not feel shocking the next day.

Sleep anywhere, on a floor for example

Sleep on a half knackered bed. Now I need it to be completely Princess worthy...

Sleep on the floor/ chair.
Touch my toes!

Touch my toes.

Get drunk and get up for work the next day. I can barely function the following day if I’ve had more than a couple of glasses of wine the night before. I don’t bother any more unless it’s a special occasion, as I like to run first thing and just feel horrible even having had one drink now. Unfortunately it’s been a part of getting older for me.

Another one is I can’t eat what I want without putting on weight. I miss that more than the alcohol!

Run in high heels

Cartwheels. I tried to show dd how to do a cartwheel. I nearly dislocated my hip and my wrist hasn’t been the same since. I was hobbling around for weeks. 30 years ago I was cartwheeling all over the place!

@DramaAlpaca

Touch my toes.

I’ve never been able to touch my toes

Get up off the floor gracefully 🤣

Run really fast. I’m still quite fast (compared to most other adults and kids I’ve challenged to a race!) but in my mind I’m still 2nd fastest sprinter in secondary school and no one’s told my body.

Sit on the floor sort of like kneeling, but with my bum on the floor.

Get up off the floor! Why is that so hard for me now?

Eat anything, anything, and not put on weight.

Crisps, pizza, burger, chips...size 9 till I was 35. Now, I look at an apple and I’m 3 stone heavier. Fuxkers.

Never mind touch, even see my toes!

I used to be able to comfortably touch my nose to my toes (backwards stretch). Until my mid 20s. Not sure when I lost that one.

Not a very good jumper any more, either.

Turn heads 😭

Sit on the floor on my knees without my feet going numb.

Get off the floor without looking like a new born calf and holding onto someone/something.

Have a drink without needing two days to get over it.

Being free and having a life without feeling so overwhelmed by being responsible for everything for my family.

Catch the eye of a male.

To never feel lonely.

The sitting sex position