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How old am I and what is my name?

31 replies

LudoBear · 09/03/2021 15:41

Here are some clues...

I'm a boy
My name is a human name but uncommon. It is not any part of my username.

How old am I and what is my name?
OP posts:
iwishiwasonhol · 09/03/2021 15:43

your name is Trevor and your 3months old

Larryslockdownlunch · 09/03/2021 15:45

Your name is Stanley and your 4 months old

Melonportal · 09/03/2021 15:46

Alan, 6 months old

LooksLively · 09/03/2021 15:47

Reg. 4 months?

PearlescentIridescent · 09/03/2021 15:47

I hope your name is Hugo! I think your are 8 months old Halo

joystir59 · 09/03/2021 15:47

Kevin, 10 months old

LemonadeBudget · 09/03/2021 15:47

Marlon, 8 months

OP won't you be freaked out if someone gets both bang on? Grin

MrsMoastyToasty · 09/03/2021 15:48

You are called Dave by your humans, but they don't know that your real name is "Raaaaaaarrr , King of the Sofa and Ultimate Collector of Sticks".
You are 2 in human years.

joystir59 · 09/03/2021 15:48

Actually you could be a really old dog. So I'm going to change my entry to 15 years old and Henry

ZackaryQuack · 09/03/2021 15:49

I think you're an Albert and about the same age as my Theodore, so 15 years

VerityWibbleWobble · 09/03/2021 15:50

Clive and you're 2 and so cute I want to smoosh you Grin

GoldenGumballs · 09/03/2021 15:50

Paddy 7months old and very cute

Bluesheep8 · 09/03/2021 15:51

Your name is Sebastian and you are 10

bungobango · 09/03/2021 15:53

Gaylord and 3 years old

TheBlahWitchProject · 09/03/2021 15:56

Terrence, 2 🥰

Lobsterquadrille2 · 09/03/2021 15:58

Barnaby, 5

MrsExpo · 09/03/2021 15:59

William and you are 2 years old.

Elmo311 · 09/03/2021 16:00

Dennis

Elmo311 · 09/03/2021 16:01

Oh, and 9 months :)

FelicityBeedle · 09/03/2021 16:01

Daniel, 4 years old

hippychick11 · 09/03/2021 16:04

About 6 months old. Archie? You are absolutely adorable and the cutest guy I've seen today Flowers

jennyfromthesock · 09/03/2021 16:05

Balonz age 8.5 months

Enough4me · 09/03/2021 16:06

Bruce 18 months.

ShrikeAttack · 09/03/2021 16:06

Your name is Teddy. You are 13 months old.

PeppermintTea2021 · 09/03/2021 16:07

2 years old and I think you are a Caspar.