Mother's Day Facebook tat

[Livedandlearned]

In the lead up to Mother's Day I'm sure my Facebook will be full of these handmade "bargains"

This one is definitely overpriced and definitely tat in my opinion. £33 for a couple of frozen waffles plus cake in a jar, because who doesn't love that, and a few other items.

@ILoveSlipperss

What a bunch of stuck up bitches you really are.

Whoah, chill out. Sounds like you need some anal relax spray and handmade butt plugs.

@WizardOfAus

CRYING 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ILoveSlipperss

What a bunch of stuck up bitches you really are.

The only thing I've got stuck is my butt plug, if only I had some anal relaxant!

@Looneytune253

Surely this one 'wins'

It looks like someone is clearing out their bathroom cupboard. The minge cream even had the telltale squeeze of a desperate woman on it.

The tammy pops are just foul. Christ.

@ILoveSlipperss

What a bunch of stuck up bitches you really are

@WizardOfAus

Whoah, chill out. Sounds like you need some anal relax spray and handmade butt plugs.

Ba ha ha ha ha ha!

@ILoveSlipperss

What a bunch of stuck up bitches you really are.

Is one of these products yours?

I think if someone gifted me that, I'd just let the covid take me.

I've just spilt my tea laughing so much!

@SupercaliFMLthis1isatrocious

How about this beauty?!?

Anyone who would buy that is fucking awful. What a horrible thing to make.

Olyolie - it's vile isn't it? I don't understand the mindset of someone who thinks that let alone decided to make artwork to represent it and then proceed to try and sell them!

Mum survival kit (apparently). Contains sachet of nescafe, biro, a single nightlight and some other random shit. What more could you want?

And a badly folded book if you're really desperate for something ugly and useless.

Who knew that bourbons and sudocrem were the miraculous cure for Covid?

I have no words for the Tammy pops.

Words fail me they really do.

@RatherLostPenguins

Happy Mother's Day. Have some anal relax spray and a butt plug.

Gives new meaning to 'a relaxing mother's day'.

Rosebears are back. I think I saw more of them last year.

Quite like the roses..not if its meant to be a bear though...

Mmmm sudocreme for mothers day..treat!!!

Rosebears is a new one for me.

The mum survival kit is inexplicable, isn't it? Is the biro for making notes about your adorable sleeping child as you peep in, lit only by your single tealight? (Wincing silently from the pain of your buttplug and munching on a tampon cake).

Why don't things like this pop up on my Facebook?! Maybe I'm not doing it right

Off to search.

And you wonderful stuck up bitches have cheered me up no end this morning

Mum survival kit? I don't see the valium and the Tramadol in there!

"A packet of Chewits, a Swizzel lolly, a Ferrero Rocher and a Kinder bonbon. It’s like the final dregs you find in the Tupperware box of treats after Christmas."

@Sugarandteaandmum

The mum survival kit is inexplicable, isn't it? Is the biro for making notes about your adorable sleeping child as you peep in, lit only by your single tealight? (Wincing silently from the pain of your buttplug and munching on a tampon cake).

Spotted this beauty tonight