Mother's Day Facebook tat

[Livedandlearned]

In the lead up to Mother's Day I'm sure my Facebook will be full of these handmade "bargains"

This one is definitely overpriced and definitely tat in my opinion. £33 for a couple of frozen waffles plus cake in a jar, because who doesn't love that, and a few other items.

I get the thought behind.. ish..but the prices are ridiculous for what you get! Why price so high!?! Theyve shoved some random stuff in a box and charging 20quid for it..how..why?

I'm sorry but that doll still wins haha. Happy Mother's day..heres a nightmare doll!!

Jings 😳😱

This what happens when you exclaim too much over the hand made gifts that children give to you on these occasions. Wow that is gorgeous, thank you so much, you are so talented, I will treasure it forever = grown up who thinks they got skills.

Oh please a but plug you’ve got to joking, this is an insult on all levels.

This thread is gold!

Only £12 a box

I'm hoping to get a home-made butt-plug from the kids this Mother's Day.

Nothing says "I love you Mum" like a demon rabbit in a plastic bucket. At least it's only £8:

Tammy pops?😬 Will use lumpy jam for real life clot effect!🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

What.the.actual.fuck.

@MysweetAudrina

This what happens when you exclaim too much over the hand made gifts that children give to you on these occasions. Wow that is gorgeous, thank you so much, you are so talented, I will treasure it forever = grown up who thinks they got skills.

Love that thinking

That rabbit looks as though it has myxomatosis

@Daisy829 in the US cookie decorating kits are a thing.

@Lochmorlich they are here too but you can buy the kits for about £2 in the supermarkets.

@iklboo

Why in the name of shitting Satan would I give my 71 year old mother dick lick?

Well you're just no fun. You don't know why she might meet now they've all had their jabs!!

These have cracked me up, who the fuck would give their mum anal relaxant and a but plug!!! 😂

@SleepingStandingUp - . I'm not sure my dad would be keen on her meeting anyone else.

Nothing says I love you, mum like anal relaxant and a butt plug. #precious

I love the randomness of the sweets with the glitter glass @HotDogHotDiggityDog has posted. A packet of Chewits, a Swizzel lolly, a Ferrero Rocher and a Kinder bonbon. It’s like the final dregs you find in the Tupperware box of treats after Christmas.

@HarryPottersBawbag

Been saving these as i knew there'd be a thread about mothers day tat!! Check out these beauties....but hurry, they're apparently selling out fast! £30 for a few chocs!

I knew that vase would contain a misplaced apostrophe before I even clicked on it!

@MilesJuppIsMyBitch

I'm hoping to get a home-made butt-plug from the kids this Mother's Day.

PMSL! What every mummy dreams of!

Sorry to sound thick and naive, but wtf is DICK LICK?

I was waiting for this thread and it has not disappointed!

I’m sure that tube of vagisil is used! There’s a squeeze mark in the middle!

What a bunch of stuck up bitches you really are.

@ILoveSlipperss

What a bunch of stuck up bitches you really are.

Right. Which one is yours?!

I love you too.