Mother's Day Facebook tat

[Livedandlearned]

In the lead up to Mother's Day I'm sure my Facebook will be full of these handmade "bargains"

This one is definitely overpriced and definitely tat in my opinion. £33 for a couple of frozen waffles plus cake in a jar, because who doesn't love that, and a few other items.

I love that they left the buy one get one half price sticker on!

I suspect it's like that squeezy ice cream topping you can get which sets hard when it hits the 'recipient'.

My Mum's 70. I'm sure she'd rather just have a choc-ice if it's all the same.

@Looneytune253

Surely this one 'wins'

This must be a joke surely!! What is that lick stuff?! Dick lick???

Dreadful just dreadful that last one it looks dirty tacky and half used.

That hamper is disgusting and inappropriate for your dm. Just don't go there

I give you the cratchcard bouquets...or boqets. I eould disown my kids if they bought me this shite.

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Had wine

Omg not sure if the blue baby or the vagisil - dick lick box wins!

Dick lick, sudeocrem and vagisil!

What every mum needs for Saturday night/Sunday morning

@MonkeyPuddle

Not specifically Mother’s Day but this beauty was offered up the other day. A steal at £40.

That would scare the bejesus out of me if it was in my house!

Is the toothbrush to scrub his dick before she licks it?

So well presented, and only £6.

@MonkeyPuddle

Not specifically Mother’s Day but this beauty was offered up the other day. A steal at £40.

Hilarious

I'm in hysterics!! The OPs post wins

No I'm sorry it was @Looneytune253 that wins

@TinySongstress That has made me laugh a lot.

@Looneytune253 that box is 🤢 but so funny. I spotted the sudocrem first then the chocolate, then the vagisil. Then everything else.

It went from bad to worse to completely ridiculous!

a girl i know is doing mother’s day cleaning hampers. about a tenner’s worth of cleaning products in a washing up bowl for £25 my mum would be fuming if i gave her a load of zoflora and elbow grease for mother’s day! surely it’s not a present that anyone would actually be happy with?!

@MonkeyPuddle what in the HOLY HELL is that doll 😱 I need a lie down!

I just don’t understand this hamper obsession. Why does everything have to be in a hamper? The stuff is still shit, it’s just shit and wrapped in cellophane.

I’m having new kitchen stuff for my birthday my choice it’s a makeover but it still doesn’t mean I’ll be in it on my birthday it will either Dr who or Star Wars and luxury ice cream. I give hampers at Christmas but not full of tat. I’ll choose bits themselves then get them put in the hamper.

Oh good grief that doll is hideous.

@Looneytune253 that vagisil looks used

Must admit I saw an afternoon tea advertised which looked pretty nice. Messaged the lady to find out how much. £50 to feed 2 adults and a child. Plus you have to collect.
I mean, I can get afternoon tea in a fancy restaurant in London for that. With booze!

Go on, spoil your mum with cleaning products this Mother’s Day. Just £40.