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Dishy Rishi is only 5ft5 !!

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newcarcoming · 03/03/2021 23:36

He's dinky!!

He looks so much taller!!

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MaggieFS · 04/03/2021 08:56

Didn't know JVT has a step.

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costco · 04/03/2021 08:57

He always looks as if he's really pleased that he's managed to suppress a fart.

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Disfordarkchocolate · 04/03/2021 08:58

Looks like I'm in the minority. I definitely like a man who wears a suit well Blush.

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Jaffajam · 04/03/2021 08:58

Dishy? Not my cup of tea.

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Fridainexile · 04/03/2021 08:59

I hate these short men threads.
I’d rather have a short husband than an abusive one, any day of the week. Ditto one with a micro penis (another easy target for the mumsnet bullies).
Can you imagine being a mum to a little boy with either of these traits, reading these threads and worrying that no woman would find him worthy enough of love, despite him being a kind, lovely person? It breaks my heart to think of it.

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costco · 04/03/2021 08:59

@Oldat40 I'd read that book if you want to write it!

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Chimeraforce · 04/03/2021 09:02

Typical tory toff. Couldn't care how tall he is.
I'm a low earning part time worker no benefits who's annual rise (if I get one) will be swallowed up as I'll now be paying tax. Thanks Rishi. 🙄

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FuckingFabulous · 04/03/2021 09:02

What are you all seeing?? The same Rishi Sunak I am seeing? Because he looks like a stoat.

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DwangelaForever · 04/03/2021 09:02

I'm 4ft10 so this is a non issue for me Grin

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CorianderBee · 04/03/2021 09:06

He's not dishy, he's just not the usual munter. Wouldn't give him the time of day in a bar.

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SaharaSavana · 04/03/2021 09:07

@DwangelaForever

I'm 4ft10 so this is a non issue for me Grin

It’s okay if a woman is 4ft 10. ‘flat chested’, would be the equivalent. Imagine that, ‘Never marry a flat chested woman’. Idiot! @Oldat40
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NotSorry · 04/03/2021 09:07

@Fridainexile

I hate these short men threads.
I’d rather have a short husband than an abusive one, any day of the week. Ditto one with a micro penis (another easy target for the mumsnet bullies).
Can you imagine being a mum to a little boy with either of these traits, reading these threads and worrying that no woman would find him worthy enough of love, despite him being a kind, lovely person? It breaks my heart to think of it.

I agree
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Martinisarebetterdirty · 04/03/2021 09:08

Hmmm yes no compassion at all, only given away billions in furlough money over the last year Hmm.

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CorianderBee · 04/03/2021 09:08

@SaharaSavana I disagree as women could get boob jobs. It's more akin to 'never marry a tall woman'.

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Gliblet · 04/03/2021 09:08

@PicsInRed

That's 5'10 on Bumble.

Grin

He reminds me of Sam the Eagle from the Muppets.
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EmmaGrundyForPM · 04/03/2021 09:10

I wouldn't care if he was 6ft 1 and looked like Mark Ruffalo, I still couldn't fancy a Tory.

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randomer · 04/03/2021 09:12

He hasn't given away money FGS. He is doing a job ,attempting to stop the UK from sinking without a trace.

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Wondermule · 04/03/2021 09:12

Just remember ladies, your sons could grow up to be short. Would you be fine with people making hun fun of them?

I would also like to remind you that if you are overweight, are you happy to be teased about that? After all that’s something you can change, unlike height.

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Oldat40 · 04/03/2021 09:13

@SaharaSavana Just as some men wouldn't choose a flat-chested woman, I wouldn't choose a short man. Personal preference.

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fairydustandpixies · 04/03/2021 09:14

@picsnred so very true! 😁

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KettleWentBang · 04/03/2021 09:15

His df was our GP many years ago. He was short too.

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SaharaSavana · 04/03/2021 09:16

[quote CorianderBee]@SaharaSavana I disagree as women could get boob jobs. It's more akin to 'never marry a tall woman'. [/quote]
Ah! Agree about the boob job, however, height doesn’t really define a woman in the way it does a man (also not forgetting, models are all tall and tallness conflated with beauty) so I thinks breasts would be more a sticking point for women.

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Ploughingthrough · 04/03/2021 09:19

Hes 1,70 which is nearly 5 foot 7. Still on the small side for a man but clearly hasnt stopped him from doing extremely well at life so 🤷‍♂️
He's not dishy though!

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SaharaSavana · 04/03/2021 09:22

[quote Oldat40]@SaharaSavana Just as some men wouldn't choose a flat-chested woman, I wouldn't choose a short man. Personal preference.[/quote]
There’s a difference between personal preference and you coming on a thread to warn everyone to NEVER MARRY A SHORT MAN.
lol at the idea of Rishi Sunak even gracing your door for a dateHmm.

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changi · 04/03/2021 09:23

He is a bit of a borrower.

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