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[LittleRa]

Inside Chernobyl with Ben Fogle (see attached pic).

Following the (inadvertently?) rhyming documentary, Twitter was abuzz with possibly celeb rhyming docs- Battle of the Somme with Dick and Dom anyone?! Ho Chi Minh City with Professor Chris Witty?

More here:
www.thepoke.co.uk/2021/02/24/ben-fogle-chernobyl-funniest-rhyming-documentaries-23-classics/?fbclid=IwAR1D0gPrTqWxsA2VrRQwLOtlGkK-qUQlwO5uVOTeAJ0FMtMjoWZxUAayGb0

Anyone got any more ideas?

Sensitive Farting with Chris Martin

Smoking a Fag with Melvin Bragg

You and your teeth with Prue Leith
Around Looe with Mel and Sue
Stiff or Yielding with Noel Fielding

I am a tit with Paul Hollywood.

Being on furlough with Teletubby Po.

Dancing in my smalls by Ed Balls

Placenta Coulis with Stacey Dooley

Touring Paris Alone - with Gareth Malone

Paying Your Bar Bill - with Arthur Scargill

A New Mullet - with Ruud Gullit

Feral Sheep - with Meryl Streep

Dropsy In Your Limb - with Topsy & Tim

On a mountain trek with Ant and Dec

If it makes you feel better to know you have company, I'm also nobble/noble @CrayonInThreeBits

I can see that it works the other way of course, but purposefully reworking things has deadened the entertainment value a bit.

That said, I'll offer The Marianas Trench, with Judy Dench. And because they go together, The Truth about Orange Pith, with Maggie Smith.

Shopkins/Hopkins is a good one @ChessieFL

@DogsAreShit

Being Harold Shipman starring Maureen Lipman

Opening a tin with Fat Boy Slim

Sat In A Shit Shed with Fatima Whitebread

Fly Into Orbit with Ronnie Corbett

WHITBREAD

Your Caesarean Section with One Direction

A Guide to Zorbing with Jeremy Corbyn

Breeding spaniels with Paul Daniels

Travel down the River Volta with John Travolta

Discovering the Common Toad with Johnn Torode

Sniffing Glue With Pingu

Sliding down scree with Debbie McGee.

@MrAndrewCotter

How to write a fable
by Olive & Mabel

Being from the USA, I'd like to see "Trump in the Dump."

Dealing With A Fashion Problem : Jumpers With Lint On starring Hilary Clinton
Build Your Own Cross with Diana Ross
Are Bananas Obscene? with H. M. the Queen

@Judashascomeintosomemoney

Tank fly, boss walk, jam nitty gritty, It’s the history of hip hop With Professor Chris Whitty

Where have I seen this before?

Chips, Eggs and Mince with The Artist Formally Known as Prince