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[LittleRa]

Inside Chernobyl with Ben Fogle (see attached pic).

Following the (inadvertently?) rhyming documentary, Twitter was abuzz with possibly celeb rhyming docs- Battle of the Somme with Dick and Dom anyone?! Ho Chi Minh City with Professor Chris Witty?

More here:
www.thepoke.co.uk/2021/02/24/ben-fogle-chernobyl-funniest-rhyming-documentaries-23-classics/?fbclid=IwAR1D0gPrTqWxsA2VrRQwLOtlGkK-qUQlwO5uVOTeAJ0FMtMjoWZxUAayGb0

Anyone got any more ideas?

My Cat Dan with The Scatman

Making a Porno with Yoko Ono.

The Post-Curry Fartathon with Gemma Arterton.

How Quiet can a Fart Be with Paul McCartney

Parquet Re-jigs with RKATwiggs

Carry on Glidin' with Joe Biden
I'm very itchy with Lionel Ritchie
Running for miles with Harry Styles
How to make the perfect Cake with Sir Francis Drake
My Gigantic Cock with Kid Rock
My long lost Bro with Sheryl Crowe

Make Apple Crumble with Kate Humble
The Great British Bake Off with Peter Ustinov
Ten Pin Bowling with J K Rowling
The Bay of Biscay with Brian May
How to Spot Fakers with Matt Baker

Make your Nets Sparkle with Megan Markle

Scimitar Wieldimg with Noel Fielding

How to Spot A Faker with Matt Baker is better

*Wielding

Clean your grate with Katherine Tate

Don’t Look Like An Old’un with Amanda Holden.

Successful But Foul with Simon Cowell.

Making Things Out Of Foil with Susan Boyle.

Work Hard and Go Far with Yo Yo Ma.

The Sights of Didcot presented by Slipknot.

Behind the scenes of P&O with Sandra Oh.

Defrost Your Fridge with Frankie Bridge.
Impersonate Joan Collins with Henry Rollins.
Knitting Socks with Courtney Cox.
The Uses of Canesten with Jennifer Aniston.

Driving in Fog with Jacob Rees-Mogg

How to busk with Elon musk
A weekend on the booze with Tom cruise

Swear Like A Trooper with Daisy May Cooper.
Train Your Puppy with Darius Guppy.

Cuddle a Baldy with Peter Capaldi

Clean Out Your Ears with Britney Spears

Polly the border collie & her owner Dom Joly

How to fight with Marco Pierre White

A Tour of Peckham with Victoria Beckham.
Remove Your Own Spleen with Eva Green.

Remove your own Gizzard with Eddie Izzard

Upgrade Your Phone with Sylvester Stallone

Elizabeth Hurley goes Curly