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LittleRa · 03/03/2021 12:31

Inside Chernobyl with Ben Fogle Grin (see attached pic).

Following the (inadvertently?) rhyming documentary, Twitter was abuzz with possibly celeb rhyming docs- Battle of the Somme with Dick and Dom anyone?! Ho Chi Minh City with Professor Chris Witty? Grin

More here:
www.thepoke.co.uk/2021/02/24/ben-fogle-chernobyl-funniest-rhyming-documentaries-23-classics/?fbclid=IwAR1D0gPrTqWxsA2VrRQwLOtlGkK-qUQlwO5uVOTeAJ0FMtMjoWZxUAayGb0

Anyone got any more ideas?

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ZombieEthel · 04/03/2021 22:09

'Help! My Mum is a Fittie' with Professor Chris Whitty.

FlowersAreBeautiful · 04/03/2021 22:14

Catching a turkey with Cillian Murphy

Filing your nails with Christian Bale

Cismyfatarse · 04/03/2021 22:15

Eating Pork. With Bjork.

MilesJuppIsMyBitch · 04/03/2021 22:17

Grange Hill Ref:

Spaying Your Husky with Mrs McCluskey

wannabebetter · 04/03/2021 22:17

Be Dashing and Daring, with Eddie Waring

ZombieEthel · 04/03/2021 22:18

Channel 5 presents 'Help me, I'm in love with my dog' with Jacob Rees Mogg.

Belleende · 04/03/2021 22:18

Chapel Market with Josh Hartnett

Show us your tit with Kate Winslett

Salisbury Plain with Ian McShane

Mountains of Mourne with Rip Torn

Hills of Donegal with Ringo and Paul

MilesJuppIsMyBitch · 04/03/2021 22:20

Unique Barn with Sadie Khan

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 04/03/2021 22:20

Tank fly, boss walk, jam nitty gritty,
It’s the history of hip hop
With Professor Chris Whitty

MilesJuppIsMyBitch · 04/03/2021 22:20

Arghh! Sadiq. Bloody auto-cucumber

Belleende · 04/03/2021 22:22

@Judashascomeintosomemoney

Tank fly, boss walk, jam nitty gritty, It’s the history of hip hop With Professor Chris Whitty
Boom.
MilesJuppIsMyBitch · 04/03/2021 22:22

Bird Calls with Ed Balls

LunaNorth · 04/03/2021 22:23

Breeding Mice with Katie Price.
Go For A Ramble with Ed Gamble.
Pulling A Moonie with Wayne Rooney.

3CCC · 04/03/2021 22:23

@Judashascomeintosomemoney

Tank fly, boss walk, jam nitty gritty, It’s the history of hip hop With Professor Chris Whitty
The thread has been won
Belleende · 04/03/2021 22:25

@MNHQ classics please! This can never die

LunaNorth · 04/03/2021 22:25

Growing Salad Leaves with Keanu Reeves.
Down On The Allotment with Haley Joel Osment.

MilesJuppIsMyBitch · 04/03/2021 22:26

Mince Labels with Vince Cable

MilesJuppIsMyBitch · 04/03/2021 22:27

Fryin' Rabbit with Dianne Abbott

MilesJuppIsMyBitch · 04/03/2021 22:29

Just Say Feck It with Margaret Beckett

LunaNorth · 04/03/2021 22:29

Neuter Your Dog with Kermit the Frog.
Stay Off The Sherry with Mary Berry.
Improve At Bingo with Paul and Ringo.

Imissmoominmama · 04/03/2021 22:31

@LunaNorth- I read that as breast feeding mice... Blush

LunaNorth · 04/03/2021 22:31

Brew Your Own Mild with Kim Wilde.
Tattoo Your Mum with Heidi Klum.
Pose and Look Deep with Meryl Streep.

Fallenmadonnawiththebigboobies · 04/03/2021 22:33

A luxurious muff with Hilary Duff
Drinking water with Dawn O’Porter
How to rave with Chas n Dave
Taming a Weazel with Vin Diesel

LunaNorth · 04/03/2021 22:34

Cornices and Moulding with Ellie Goulding.

LunaNorth · 04/03/2021 22:36

Diversity Planning with Bernard Manning