Wonky body parts and liking them

[Dilbertian]

I have very asymmetric eyes, and I like one better than the other. (Not that I dislike the other - I think I've got perfectly nice, wonky, eyes.) This eye is harder to put makeup on because the eyelid rests on the eyelashes and is barely visible. So I rarely bother with make up. It's also got a large birthmark next to it, which is growing more visible as I age.

Still, I like it better than my other eye.

Any other wonky people who like both their wonky bits, but like one better than the other?

I have wonkyish boobs! One is a bit bigger than the other and has been since I was a preteen.

Ah, but do you like them both? Or do you have a favourite?

BTW it's normal to have uneven breasts. Probably more common than having identical breasts.