Do you think estate agents don't know what "deceptive" means?

[ThatDonkeySaidLeaveIt]

Monstrous mansions are always listed as "deceptively large" inside. It's not a fucking tardis. It's a big house.

Or I saw a house the other day that was listed as "deceptive". Not, "deceptive ly" and then they missed out the word large. It was just deceptive.

just a lying bastard house.

just a lying bastard house

Trying to imagine how a house could deceive you? Only by not being a house, really.

Maybe it vanishes briefly at inconvenient moments - like when you are in the shower or having sex - leaving you naked in an empty garden?!

or when you're in the hot tub sex pond.

Lying bastard houses can decide to deceive you by having a main bathroom, and a spare toilet on the side.

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want to be deceived into buying a house.