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Do you think estate agents don't know what "deceptive" means?

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ThatDonkeySaidLeaveIt · 28/02/2021 11:07

Monstrous mansions are always listed as "deceptively large" inside. It's not a fucking tardis. It's a big house.

Or I saw a house the other day that was listed as "deceptive". Not, "deceptive ly" and then they missed out the word large. It was just deceptive.

just a lying bastard house.

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Raindropsonrosesand · 28/02/2021 11:30

just a lying bastard house
Grin

Trying to imagine how a house could deceive you? Only by not being a house, really.

Maybe it vanishes briefly at inconvenient moments - like when you are in the shower or having sex - leaving you naked in an empty garden?!

ThatDonkeySaidLeaveIt · 28/02/2021 13:25

or when you're in the hot tub sex pond.

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CormoranStrike · 28/02/2021 13:27

Lying bastard houses can decide to deceive you by having a main bathroom, and a spare toilet on the side.

endlesswicker · 28/02/2021 13:31

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want to be deceived into buying a house. Grin

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