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The Winalot diet

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MaryBS · 05/11/2007 03:52

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.

I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??

OP posts:

Pixiefish · 05/11/2007 05:46



bevjotom · 05/11/2007 12:42

pmsl :0


Yorkshirepudding · 05/11/2007 12:44

Message withdrawn


MrsArchieTheInventor · 05/11/2007 12:51


That's cheered me up!


whomovedmychocolate · 05/11/2007 12:53

ooh I read that on a blog a few weeks ago and nearly sharted with laughter


LucyElasticband · 05/11/2007 12:56

ruff ruff


Theclosetpagansbesom · 05/11/2007 13:04

No no no - you didn't really do it - BUT I am PMSL.


MaryBS · 05/11/2007 16:18

Funnily enough, I don't have any balls to lick YorkshirePudding

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2Happy · 05/11/2007 16:23



StrawberryMartini · 08/11/2007 19:41


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