Im declaring my right arm on strike!!

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Covid jab yesterday so its all stiff and hurty.

I could cope with that but now Ive been stung on the wrist by a bee. It somehow go caught in my sleeve and now ive got a lovely painful swelling on hand and wrist.

Is this enough excuse to order curry tonight or do you reckon I should break it to be on the safe side?

Would you like me to come round and stamp on your fingers?

LOL.

Do you charge extra for a dislocated shoulder?

Goodness. Keep an eye on the bee sting for any signs of infection. And, yes, takeaway is obligatory!