Congratulations - You just won a million £/€/$ ...

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But the catch is Brewsters Million. You have to spend the whole million without being left with any assets.

How will you spend it?

I would have an amazing holiday for me and my family, and give the rest to charities and people I know who could do with some help. The holiday would be harder at the moment, I hope I can take my dream holiday when the pandemic is over!

I'd book an amazing round the world trip and buy houses in my dc's names ( is that cheating?)

Jaffa cakes and lipo

@FindingMeno

I'd book an amazing round the world trip and buy houses in my dc's names ( is that cheating?)

Yes and very unimaginative!

A long warm holiday with the people I love, a chunk of money to childline and money to upgrade the library at the local high school

I'd have a breast reduction (for reasons of comfort not vanity - I want to be an AA cup and never have to wear a bra again) and get mine and my husband's teeth fixed - mine are very unevenly spaced. Buy some top-end food and wine and book a holiday; using a chauffeur-driven posh car to travel about. Anything left split between Cats' Protection and Dogs' Trust if gifts to family are not an option.

@LongPauseNoAnswer it was worth a shot though

Expensive wine, fancy food, holidays (Tokyo, the Maldives, New Zealand, Caribbean, Safari) and charity (NSPCC, MS Society, ActionAid, Trussell Trust). I’d also throw some fucking epic parties.

Would paying ten years worth of school fees at once be an 'asset'?

I couldn’t spend that amount of money and not end up with any assets, I’m not adventurous or imaginative enough to!

@ChancesWhatChances

I couldn’t spend that amount of money and not end up with any assets, I’m not adventurous or imaginative enough to!

Holidays, plastic surgery and expensive restaurants are the theme so far!

Anything you would like to nip tuck?