Living the dream kid free!! What would you be doing if you didn’t have kids or DH?

[PrawntoastandCorona]

So exdh and I split up in lockdown. ( before Xmas) Very amicable and grown up. He moved out in to relatives house that wasn’t suitable for kids. He has just sorted his new house out and the kids have gone for the night.

I’ve been spinning plates since November. WFH, kids at home, regulators breathing down my neck and I’ve just spent the day going over reviewed policies and procedures.

I went and picked up a Chinese and some beers. Just run a bath with all my fancy xmas bath shite, ate prawn toast and had a bottle of corona in the bath, lotioned up in Xmas smelly stuff and put my fancy silky pajamas on. Now I’m watching Netflix.

Living the dream

Why do we have kids?

What would you be doing right now if you didn’t have kids?

Pretty much what I'm going to do anyway... Chinese, Rioja and Modern Family (wine and Netflix after they are in bed!)

Wait until they are teenagers, you will miss them when they finally leave you alone

But congratulations on your first child free night. I remember mine with fondness, I just sat there in silence shocked at the feeling that at that precise moment... nobody needed my help!