My Spam emails continue to make me laugh...

[Sparklingbrook]

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A colourful legend.

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What colours were you thinking of going for?

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It made a change from the Russian ladies that want to meet me and the Viagra cures.

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I currently keep getting ones that say they've seen me moving around their home. I get around a lot! No idea what they mean.

'obtaining long tool' I love the terrible translations.

Like a sexy, horny Chameleon. Yeah.

"acts just as magic"?
But how does magic act, eh?

Do I need to order some? Might liven lockdown up 😃