I am bored as F**k

[whatsnewpussycat777]

Please

Tell me something interesting

To mix up my evening

I'm all out of coping skills 😭😭😭😭😭

Mick Jagger sang on the backing track of "You're so vain" Listen to it and you can tell it's him straight away!

I'll ch

Check ! Thanks

My 6 year old just asked me how much money he has in his 'bank-a-cow' (bank account). I LOL'd

Did you know why giraffes have such long necks?

It's because their feet smell.

hth

All people with blue eyes descend from a common ancestor. A mutation from brown eyes, which happened around 10, 000 years ago.

Thank you kind sirs 😃

I started this thread last night but no music lovers...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/4162931-Great-songs-that-we-might-have-missed

Oh and a pig's orgasm can last up to thirty minutes, allgedly.

Hope this meme brings you some joy!

Went to the zoo, bit it only had one dog.

It was a shih tzu

Best joke ever!

I was talking to my DD about Chinese New Year today. She looked really confused before asking 'is it still February in China, though?' 😂🙄

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Did you know Kirsty Maccoll sung backing on You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties by Jona Lewis.

LewiE - bloody autocorrect