Help!!!! Need a piece for yearbook

[MozzchopsThirty]

I'm not a mumsy mum, ideally my piece for the yearbook would read
'Don't irritate me by failing your exams, or you'll be out on your ear' 😂😂
Or
'You're never having a girlfriend and will sleep in mums bed forever'
Or
'You're my last hope, look at your siblings' 😂😂

But seriously, what can I give the yearbook team for my lovely ds2 to wish him well in high school???

'Girls will come and go but mummy will always be here xxx'

Yeah ... not that one!

😂😂 omg it needs to be in today and I'm so not in the right frame of mind