Tell me how bored you are

[BlowDryRat]

Earlier this evening, I caught myself closing and opening each eyelid in turn because the noise it made amused me.

You?

I took my Dyson filter out and washed it. Then I dismantled all the attachments and washed those too....🤦‍♀️

I’m so bored I’ve started to strip my bannisters of one million layers of gloss paint.

I worked out how many Rice Krispies were in the box.. didn't count them individually, but weighed some then multiplied it.

I am too bored to sleep, but due to recent dental surgery I can make a really grim sucking noise. If I could be arsed I would watch the Young Ones 'Boring' episode.

@Guineapigbridge

I'm on here...

This. I have engaged in the maddest conversations on here today. Well, yesterday.

It's sheer boredom plus it's sheet ice outside so even a walk isn't feasible.

@Fairydustrust

I worked out how many Rice Krispies were in the box.. didn't count them individually, but weighed some then multiplied it.

I think this is a winner.

I am doing what the main character in About a Boy does: dividing my day into units of time.

Each day I do:
-a workout
-work
-a boring walk
-work
-watch tv
-read
-sleep

That gets me through the day and I never feel too bored unless I stop to think about how I haven't been anywhere or seen anyone and then I get glum.

@Fairydustrust

I worked out how many Rice Krispies were in the box.. didn't count them individually, but weighed some then multiplied it.

Impressively boring. What was the answer?