I am just finding myself just wanting to tell people to fuck off

[JackieweaverhasALLtheauthority]

I don't ...obviously but in my head...." just fuck off"

For reasons that may have just made me roll my eyes normally

I am so fucking NARKY.

Is it just me or is everybody on the verge of stabbing people?

Just wanted to drop L7 'Shitlist' into the mix for anyone doing a fuck you spotify playlist.
Dd wore my canvas shoes outside and got them literally coated in mud.
My hobbycraft parcel came and one of the bottles of paint had come open and covered every thing.

Now going to make a billion pancakes..

I came off social media because all I was doing was finding the Daily Mail and Liverpool Echo pages and arguing with the stupid tossers of the world. Too much negativity.

Yes, I’m in a bad mood too and hate everyone.

Unfortunately for me, I also work in customer services in a call centre, and if I told anyone to fuck off I’d be escorted off the premises.

Without giving too much information away, I sent an email today to a supplier that our company uses who decided to see fit to contact a completely unrelated part of our company about getting invoices paid. The supplier is well aware of the established process we have to pay their invoices but they decided to contact a completely different part of the company asking them why their invoices haven't been paid.
I politely reminded them of the long established process and requested that they follow that process and if there are any invoices they claim have yet to be paid, for them to provide proof of delivery of the items (as we're all working from home) so that the invoices can be paid.

LOL @Flambola - I also work in a call centre and I've had to bite my tongue on too many occasions where I really wanted to tell someone to F Off so I know your pain

Something clicked in my head about 18 months ago (I was 38/39)

I've never been a fan of other people. Always been a bit of a loner (but very sociable, I just can't seem to do close friends).

But my tolerance for other people seemed to disappear entirely overnight.

I have to rein myself in from being quite rude at times. And I do; but I wish I could just tell people to get to fuck in those words. I now just cut them out, unite them or tell them to sod off.

I feel like this a lot. Genuinely starting to dislike a lot of people. Both people I know and ransoms in the street.

Odd thing is I think I’m viewed as a rainbows and sunshine type person.

(I don't know what the unite in that sentence was supposed to mean. I'm having a shit birthday and I've shut myself away with wine already).

YY I’m finding people rather tedious atm. I’m a complete introvert at the best of times but lockdown has turned me into a bit of an intolerant hermit. I think my stress levels have been so high, I just don’t have my usual capacity to be quite as patient.

I lost out on some work a few weeks back as I was a little blunt with a potential client, who clearly hadn’t read my terms but continued pestering me for further information. After the third email, I (politely) snapped.

Doodledooooo I hope you manage to enjoy your birthday. Many happy returns!

I have no tolerance at the moment for people, weirdly my own family who I've been cooped up with are the exception.
I was excited a couple of weeks ago as I physically had to go into Tescos to get a few things as I couldn't get a delivery. I'll get to see other humans, what fun I thought to myself as I skipped through the door with my mask, freshly cleaned hands and actual clothes on. My mood quickly changed after having to contend with annoying, dithering fuckers. Seriously move it, surely you don't need to examine every tin, they're beans ffs and move back you dirty hallion do you not know what two meters looks like. Then people have lost the ability to drive without pissing me off. Why are you driving at
at 3 mph in a 40, move aside dickwad. Grrrrr
Ahhh I feel a bit better now

Oh God yes. I was never a sweary person but I have had to control myself so many times from saying f off to people. People getting in my way actually makes me want to scream. Or people walking to quickly right behind me. People laughing too much. People being too loud. ARGH!

My household takes the cake. We were all so getting on each other's nerves ( tiny London flat), that we decided to do a vow of silence this week. We are all sitting in separate rooms and communicating by Whatsapp because we just need a break from each other.

I shoved a guy's trolley out of the way in Lidl yesterday. He was standing gawping at something on the shelf but left his trolley half blocking the aisle; everyone else was squeezing around it. I had a fit of rage and shoved it so hard that it span 360° like Torvill and Dean then bounced off a display of potted garden herbs.

In the words of Taylor Swift, you need to calm down 😅

Have massive rage at the moment, mostly as I, along with 12,000 colleagues got made redundant last week whilst the owner literally sails off into the sunset with his millions and we don't get any notice pay & have to claim redundancy pay from the government...
I keep screaming at Alexa, she doesn't answer back...

Is it just me or is everybody on the verge of stabbing people?

No, not just you. In my fantasy life I have various ways of getting revenge on people who annoy me but none of them involve stabbing - too messy and close-up. I prefer something tidier.

I've gone from being stabby to just awful sadness. Loads to do but I just CBA.
I preferred the stabby.

My Spotify liked song playlist has got increasingly sweary over the past few months....angry, sweary girl music keeps me going..... 😆

I forgot about Shitlist, I love L7 and that song kicks arse, it was on the (universally excellent) Natural Born Killers soundtrack many moons ago too. Good call!

I cracked this week and sent an extremely blunt (multi-paragraph) reply to a snide and passive-aggressive comment on a group chat about a cute project to cheer our children up while they're wilting in Zoom classes. (HOW CAN TALKING ABOUT NICE THINGS POSSIBLY PROVOKE CUNTINESS?!)

I read it, felt the rage boiling, went to slap my laptop shut and stomp off for a sweary strop but decided to stay and vent instead. I was clinical and matter of fact and blood-chillingly polite. It felt fabulous, I would HIGHLY recommend

i am back and i am raging

everyone and i mean EVERYONE can just fuck right off tonight

i am engaged in an email rown with a company who have taken money out of my account for a purchase and faileed o deliver withing their own -very long-delivery window and are now shrugging their shoulders and saying 'so fucking what'

meghan and harry and piers morgan can all fuck off too