I am just finding myself just wanting to tell people to fuck off

[JackieweaverhasALLtheauthority]

I don't ...obviously but in my head...." just fuck off"

For reasons that may have just made me roll my eyes normally

I am so fucking NARKY.

Is it just me or is everybody on the verge of stabbing people?

My dog is equally anti social and doesn't want to sniff Fido's bum.

This struck a chord with me

@7Days - please change your username to minceditherer!

I've never liked dealing with fools and perhaps age has made it worse, but covid has drained the last bit of patience from me.

I got told off at work today for putting two exclamation marks in a email. It said Merry Christmas!! (Obvs from a while ago - but was included in the list of what I shouldn’t do!)
FOR ACTUAL FUCKS SAKE 😡

Two exclamation marks!
You fucking deserved it!😆

@MrsHuntGeneNotJeremyObviously

No, I'm actually quite pleased to see people when out and about, so maybe less narky than usual. Unless they spend too long perusing the minced beef in Waitrose,bin which case, yes I could get a bit stabby

Oh God, supermarket ditherers are my main bug bear. How long does it take to choose a type of mushroom from the display? Why do you have to stand staring at options for so long? Why is there invariably always someone stood in front of the shelf you need to get something from?

My song had got to be
Break stuff by limp bizkit

My DD commented today....

Did mum just get up, go to work in the study and fart without even saying good morning to us?

Yes. Yes she did.

Codswallop20

Holding the “fuck offs” in is like holding in a huge fart.
It causes me actual pain sometimes.
This week I’ve been in agony.
3 times I’ve had to stop myself.
It’s not the done thing to tell your bosses to go & fuck themselves.
But they are being fucking dicks.

Oh God, supermarket ditherers are my main bug bear. How long does it take to choose a type of mushroom from the display? Why do you have to stand staring at options for so long? Why is there invariably always someone stood in front of the shelf you need to get something from?

Anyone with a number of health conditions can find it very overwhelming and difficult to shop in a supermarket, especially when it's no longer a regular occurrence and everyone is encouraged to shop alone.

I wanted to lie down on my desk during tbe millionth zoom/teams/whatever shite call today. My line managers escalate issues to me. It's all such bullshit, I'm over it. At least have some songs to look up tomorrow!

I told some teenagers off literally one short sentence today at the ice rink but once I got home overanalysed things and felt guilty?

I'm still in a bad mood and STILL apologising?

Fucking Teams, fucking bag of wank. I am so sick of it. Someone emailed me today and said, oh that Live Event (horror) next week, we'll take care of it. I also wept with happiness

Every time that 'could you look whoever in the eyes' advert comes on the radio I stand there shouting FUCK THE FUCK OFF TO FUCK at it. The voice of the man saying it and what he is saying just makes me see red.

I'm still feeling the love for my own colleagues, but DH is having a rough time right now with some clients - I am so close to marching round to their various houses and screaming "FUCK YOUUUUUUU" at each one of them.

It's going to be really hard when we have to start seeing them again in person because I'm going to have to plaster on a smiley face to these pricks.

Oh yes grass - someone had to cancel a zoom meeting today because he's too ill, so put it back a week. I could have cried with happiness It will be a nice call, so it's not like I was dreading it, but I was so pathetically grateful it was cancelled and I had a free hour mid-morning not having to talk to anyone. I didn't dare take it out of my outlook calendar for fear someone would see the gap and put something else in there!

So i think i am going to have to go offline today because it is only 11.20 and I've already had to stop myself typing fuck off as a response to about a dozen threads.

I find this too..esp when our shopping, it's just so peopely there,yuck🙄🙄

I am a tabby with pretty much everything now.
People going for walks when I want to be alone on the pavement
People shopping
People on tv
My own kids
My partner
Inanimate objects in the house
I am getting worried tbh

Stabby even

@Popsy321

"I need new and more obscene swear words right now, more than ever before."

I have no new words to offer, but you could try other languages for inspiration?

ahhh my people.

I am so fed up of conversation. I miss my commute to sit in silence for a good hour twice a day with no one talking to me. Now it's either nose to a screen on back to back calls about NOTHING or being bored senseless by the three minecraft addicts in the house who pass as my sons.

I just want to be left alone. At least the dog doesn't talk. She can stay

Oh I am so glad you started this thread. I like to consider myself kind and good-natured normally but find I am increasingly intolerant of and irritated by people. Phone or video calls are now only an energy drain as opposed to something to enjoy.

In order not to snap at people, am finding myself withdrawing and am so worried that my relationships will suffer over the long term.