Emily in London

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Sorry if this has been done before. Just getting into Emily in Paris - ridiculous whilst also bingeworthy.

What do you think all the stereotypes would be and the plotlines if she'd gone to London?

(Also no major spoilers please, still on season 1!)

Apartment opposite Hyde Park.
Attractive men constantly apologising, too polite so she turns up to loads of things she's not really invited to.

Everyone drinks beer on a Friday lunchtime.

Fast Cars racing around Knightsbridge during Ramadan
Being hassled by squirrels in Hyde Park / Kensington Gardens / St James Park
No eye contact on the tube
Watching music films on the buses with the volume on loud

I’m sure she’d have been caught in a rainstorm and appeared all drenched but perfect looking with a sad face and an inside out, brightly coloured umbrella. Possibly having been splashed by a black cab.

Eats fish n chips
Meets dukes
Leoe actually use rhyming slang
Jellied eels
Much apologising and queuing

These are amazing

She'll have Cockney market boy, Etonian, rich Russian stating nearby.

Lots of stuck on the tube missing meetings, late for work.

Constantly talk about how everyone always complains about London but loves it and you're not allowed to complain about it.

Can't talk on the tube (she does).