My dog has just eaten a cat's shit and has licked my face - am I going to die?

[AngelicaElizaAndPeggy]

My whole face stinks. I bent down to put some shoes away and she was straight in there with a big lick. I might throw up and then kill all the cats (unless I die of some awful disease first).

This is the offender.

Why kill the cat's the dopey dog ate the poo! Just scrub your face and never speak of it again.

She is super dopey. But the cat shat in my garden! So it's culpable too.

Very cute, this is why I hate dogs licking my face. Why always the face?

Oh I agree but cat's are cunning. How many offenders do you have?

Can't bear licking either. She isn't normally licky so I hope this is just a horrifying one off, boak 🤢.

Am still alive so far!

I think you need to send the dog to me so it never, ever happens to you again. Noneedtothankme.

Awwww, the dog is so cute it's clearly the cats fault.
I have three cats and they are evil.

I'd be more worried about toxoplasmosis

I have just the one; however, she's skating on thin ice now! Bless her, she has slunk off to her bed now- I think she knows she has committed offence.
Am still clinging to life and it's been 10 minutes! My husband thinks it's hilarious.

If you die I'll happily take the dog in 😂

Eugh you won't die but just to be sure send the dog to live with me as I am immune from disgusting dog licks.

You'll probably just turn into Catwoman

How long does toxoplasmosis take to happen? Are there any obvious symptoms?

You probably won't die but you may get cat-shit-rot and forever be known as the Mad Cat Poo Face Lady .

Tbf I could probably take turning into Catwoman!

You’re a gonna.
Sorry mate.

@JustCallMeBrittany thanks- I'll be in touch if things take a turn for the worse.

www.cdc.gov/parasites/toxoplasmosis/gen_info/faqs.html

Thank you, @fmpc! I don't think I'm a high-risk person so fingers crossed 😬.

My sister has a dog, a furry barrel of loves but he is also a closet mouth dipper. You have him on your knee giving him lovely strokes and rubs and BAM he jumps up and slips his tongue in your mouth 🤢.

Be glad you don't own THAT dog.