Tell me something about yourself ...

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First post on this board so... hi

Saw this on a FB page and it kept me amused for hours! Would love to hear your stories.

Tell me something about yourself that sounds made up but is 100% true.

Many years ago, I was asked out on a date by a well known sportsperson. I declined and my friend elbowed me for being an idiot.

I’ve met Kevin Hart a number of times (years ago) when he came to the UK and went out to dinner and dancing with him and his entourage. And yes, he’s tiny

Hi, love your story, so cool
I once found the phone and bag of a really famous person,they’d left in a cab I got on
Bag full of documents with their name and iPhone with them and their partner as screensaver. So I did a quick google found out their management company, called said ive got famous person bag. Management company really snippy asked me to travel into town to drop off. I was clear I wasn’t going to inconvenience or expense. They grudgingly sent a minion to my house to collect. No thanks, nadda.

I resort to humour for any situation, I fear one day it’s gonna get me in trouble and I’ll still respond with humour

On a serious note....
One day me and my DP were walking down one of the streets off of Oxford street and David guest bumped into me, he made a massive fuss apologising, I didn’t really mind. He then asked us what we thought of the building we were standing outside of. We were talking to him for 5/10 minutes. He was really nice and funny too.

Another one is when I was pregnant with dd I’d had a hospital appointment and we were getting back into the car when patsy Palmer opened the door of the house we were parked right in front of. She asked us how we were and told us to have a great day.

The best one was seeing razor ruddock in Florida, was walking over towards him and I tripped over a bench and he was very gentlemanly about it, made a witty remark and we started laughing.

When it comes to Bad Guy by Billie Eilish, I prefer the version with Justin Bieber.

I was once in an episode of The Real World, the MTV reality show

Also, I've never eaten a whole banana.

Iwas once walking past the millennium stadium on a match day and came to a bustop, there were two men waiting too who looked a bit lost. It was Gerrard and Carragah, Gerrard seemed a bit pissed off because they lost the match. But ended up taking a pic with Carragh and then showed them the way back to the stadium. It was a FA Cup Final.

Nothing very exciting I'm afraid... I don't get brainfreeze. Don't know why.

I can put mascara on with my mouth closed. I don't get brain freeze either.

Some of these really made me laugh!!!!

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Nothing very exciting I'm afraid... I don't get brainfreeze. Don't know why.

Me neither.

According to my big brother when we were 6 and 10 this is because I don’t have a brain. I believe he would stick to this answer even after all these years.

According to my big brother when we were 6 and 10 this is because I don’t have a brain. I believe he would stick to this answer even after all these years.

LOL I'm the only one in my family who doesn't get brain freeze. They're going to love this theory.

I once got dragged by a horse. Lost quite a lot of skin from elbows, knees and shoulders. It wasn't pretty.