What have you argued about lately? *Lighthearted*

[JorisBonson]

I think cabin fever has well and truly set in for DH and I this weekend.

Arguments have included -

• What we think snow would sound like.
• Whether it was Anneka Rice or Anthea Turner that got blown up on that van.
• How heavy Marge Simpsons hair would be
• Would the cat sound more like David Walliams or Matt Lucas.

Is lockdown over yet? 😂

we have bickered today, he chews too loudly, he made so much noise rattling a packet of brazil nuts I had to turn up the tv, he GOUGED the middle out of the butter and he types like a bloody loan, you can hear him bashing his poor keyboard from the next room - I am on the other hand a total pleasure to live with, I have disregarded the comments about the 'nuclear heating', the very petty comments about pieces of thread on the floor from my sewing and my 'crap' choice of flims.

His fondness for the word “architrave”, and his attachment to a shitty broken old sofa that needs skipped but that he clings on to like it’s a liferaft.

Hgggggnnnnnnnnn ( the sound of gritted teeth).

When you make a delicious dinner of chilli nachos and quesadillas and no fucker in the family wants to eat them

About not flushing the toilet. How hard is it to flush the toilet? Ive spent years moaning about it, i don't want to see his wee in the toilet every time i go to use it! I absolutely lost it the other day and so far he's actually been doing it every time. Men..

DP shaving his body hair and then me finding it all over the bloody place despite him insisting he hoovered thoroughly

DP getting angry because I teased him that he was losing his touch with connect 4 after I beat him. He’s very proud of his connect 4 winning ability 😂

About a new edit of Rocky 4.
He said Sylvester Stallone is editing a new version of Rocky 4, I said no, the editor he's hired is editing it. He said he's the director and it's his vision, I said unless Sylvester Stallone is sat there clicking the mouse he isn't editing shit.

We've clearly run out of things to talk about if we've reached Rocky 4

Serving me a scone that I baked with one empty half and one with jam and cream "you close it like a sandwich and it'll put some on each half". Lazy.
Letting the puppy jump up while out for a walk- embarrassing to have to ask a grown man to keep an eye on the animal he's holding
Never EVER taking poo bags if I'm there , expecting me to have them (will take his own if alone though?)
Wanting me to bake above mentioned scones without helping at all with washing up/ prep in any way.

@Turnedouttoes DH gets his hair and beard trimmed by a mobile barber (outside of lockdown obvs) and does EXACTLY the same thing! "But I hoovered". NOT PROPERLY.

Singing a little tune whilst yawning aaarrgh

Taking longer to choose a tv programme than it would take to watch the bloody thing.