Dirty valentine rhymes

[Linzi2377]

Just that..please send me some for a bit of fun to put in hubby’s card 😁

There was a young man from Toledo

Who had an amazing libido

at a girl he would look

and that's all that it took

He'd turn into a human torpedo

:)

This made me laugh, although probably not suitable for your hubby's card!

(RuPaul to Michelle Visage on Drag Race)

Roses are red,
Michelle is a whore.

I wish I was a piece of soap hanging on a string so every time you had a shower I'd see your ding a ling 😀

Our love is amazing, our love is almighty
I wish your pyjamas were next to my nighty
Don't get me wrong, don't mistake what I said
I mean on the washing line, not in the bed

A lady got advice from some songs
To spice up her sex life with tongs
He said, don’t you dare
I prefer what you wear
Now she greets him at home in her thongs