...you wait the film ‘Girl on the Train’ and spend the first half of the film imagining the mumsnet posts each of the three main female characters would write?
‘My DH left me for our estate agent because of my drinking and now they have a baby...I keep calling the wife when I’m blacked out drunk AIBU?’
‘I work as a nanny but hate my job and am having an affair with my employers husband...’
‘My nanny’s just quit with no notice and DH has been acting shifty, WIBU to try and sneak a look at his emails....?’
Obviously not so much in the slightly more gruesome second half - can you imagine the dramatic updates though?
Time for a mumsnet detox... 😳