Guess what's in the box!

[JaneJeffer]

Anyone bored and want to guess what I took delivery of today?

A wasp eating lizard?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head!

We've just finished watching Se7en - spooky!

Move along. Nothing beats my crystal fannies.

63 yards of brown paper and a crochet hook.

A iPad Air 2020

It's not another shipment of crystal cunts, is it?

We have nothing for an idea of size/scale. I'm going for an air fryer.

All wrong so far.

Some people on here will be horrified by the reveal.

A toilet brush.

We need a clue. Is the top of the box larger than a sheet of A4 paper?

Crystal cocks?!

Not one but two toilet brushes @Gaaaahhhhhhhh

A cute kitten..

Well I'm disappointed.
Even if they do look phallic.

@Gaaaahhhhhhhh

A toilet brush.

Bravo!

2 toilet brushes!!!!! How much excitement do you think wecan possible take.

Go me!

well done!

I wish it was a cute kitten @Awwlookatmybabyspider but my dog would probably disagree.

How very dare you besmirch the sanctity of Mumsnet by not only mentioning them, but actually showing a picture! My eyes! I think I have an attack of the vapours, pass me my smelling salts! *Swoon

I guess I'd better not post the after photo then

Ah but are they silicon?

FFS. I actually paused an episode of Father Ted to find out what was in the box

It was well worth it @purrswhileheeats and you've already seen Father Ted a hundred times!

Not silicone @RJnomore1. Am I missing out?

It was well worth it @purrswhileheeats and you've already seen Father Ted a hundred times

how true is that!

Congratulations on your new bog brushes.

Thanks @TheCanyon