Help me find a crap gift.

[DirtyGertie30]

My friend and I have a tradition of buying each other rubbish presents. I need some help, save me from hours trawling Wish.

I know you won't let me down!

Toilet roll dolly? Furry toilet seat? Useless oversized mug/glass?

I was given a roll of Boris Johnson toilet paper at Christmas. Without wishing to seem ungrateful, it was a pretty crap gift.

What’s your budget?

Budget is up to about £15 and I'll get something good too.

Can you still buy toilet roll dolls?

A vinyl record on ebay that's got a funny cover, really 70's obscure singer or choir rock group, something like that.

For £15 ...tricky as it's not a bad amount of cash.
What about loo roll as suggested previously. Or a vintage knitting pattern for something awful. Vintage magazine with ugly cover ?
Passport holder? (Too mean currently?)

www.google.co.uk/shopping/product/18092329606516712650?q=half+a+glass+of+wine&safe=strict&client=safari&biw=414&bih=715&tbs=vw:g,ss:44&prmd=visn&prds=epd:7118408943080738737,cdl:1,prmr:1,cs:1

How about a lovely pair of very useful mop slippers?

www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0046UH3VOlLifesize?tag=mumsnetforu03-21 foldable stuffable dummy.

Ours is stuffed with plastic bags at the mo. Obviously you could add a wig and a delightful outfit.

www.amazon.co.uk/PAM-ST-CLEMENT-Canvas-Signed/dp/B003BRMOIU?tag=mumsnetforu03-21

The UGLIEST jumper / top you can find on eBay or charity shop

Worst Facebook Seller item you can find in budget

An array of 'Live, Laugh, Love' items. Keyrings. Posters. Wallstickers. Postcards. Bookends etc

There was a thread just going about yoni stones in rose crystal...fossilized fannies might have been mentioned 🤣

Donald Trump toilet brush...

www.amazon.co.uk/Famous-Toilet-Donald-Trump-Holder/dp/B07M8RJ2TK?tag=mumsnetforu03-21

A vote here for the Pat Butcher clock, that is a truly amazing find

Everyone needs a cat butt coaster in their lives (other colours available) https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/596329407/crochet-cat-butt-coaster?gaorder=mosttrelevant&gasearchhtype=all&gaviewwtype=gallery&gasearchhquery=cat+butt+coasters&ref=sr_gallery-1-23&cns=1

This is my contribution (cat not included)

I bought ds a talking Bob Ross bobble head for Xmas. Spectacularly awful and he'll tell you it was his favourite gift. £6.55 of happy little tree goodness....

www.amazon.co.uk/Bob-Ross-Bobblehead-Miniature-Editions/dp/0762490411?tag=mumsnetforu03-21

Anthropologie have some nice things.

www.anthropologie.com/en-gb/shop/grecian-bust-pot?category=gifts-for-her&color=070&type=REGULAR
www.anthropologie.com/en-gb/shop/facial-roller?category=gifts-for-her&color=066&type=REGULAR

But nothing beats the Pat Butcher clock