Sociopathic toddlers (light-hearted)

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Some of the things my nearly 3 year old comes out with...
During small world play:
L: 'The girl has eaten the cookie and the boy' me 'the girl has eaten the cookie?' L:'and the boy' me 'what is the boy doing?' L: 'the boy has done everything he wanted to do' 😱 me: 'in life' L:'yes'.
Any similar conversations?

Dd1 used to play a horrible game when she was around 3 where she would set up her farm figures and a "wild dog" would run around killing them all.

She's quite normal now!

Oh yes, that happens all the time in her play, animals eat each other, I think we watched a small bit of walking with dinosaurs and she was fascinated. Just the 'hes done everything he wanted to do' sounds like she has a better understanding of death than I thought.

When my eldest was about 3 she once said "you be the witch and I'll be the little girl. You give me a poisonous ice cream, I'll eat it then I'll die"
Me "I don't really want to play games when you die"
Response - she sighs "ok then I'll just be asleep. But really really asleep"
She turned into a fairly normal 10 year old

@mynameisigglepiggle that made me laugh really hard! DD, 3 hung her teddy by the feet on DH's trouser hanger the other day. I said 'Oh is teddy having fun?' totally deadpan she answered, 'No, he's being punished.'

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That is funny!!

My mum used to be absolutely freaked out by me coming down the stairs with one of those 'sleepy eye dolls' and I carried her by putting my fingers in her eyes!

I have managed to grow up withought killing anyone....

DS (2) the other day - 'look mummy, I got 2 knives - mine and mummy's'.

Fuuuuuuuuck

Haha, that's so funny everyone.

My brother was a creepy toddler. He used to laugh and talk to ‘ghosts’, which was really unnerving! He also told my auntie she had a baby in her tummy, and a couple of weeks later she found out she was pregnant after being told she was infertile.

He’s much less creepy as an adult